May 2013
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taekoyasuhiro: friend ?????!? fr iend!! !!! im coming friend im here i love u What is this. I want one.
May 20th
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“Two eyes are better than one. Four eyes are better than two. Mad-Eye Moody’s...”
– Chas Andres, in an article about Magic card theft
May 16th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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“Kate’s a liar! Aaaand a frying pan.”
– Ben
May 6th
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April 2013
28 posts
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Kate called me from her car, just so she could scream like a goat during the chorus of “Trouble.” Can you see why I love her?
Apr 30th
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Anonymous asked: Why do you fart so much
Apr 23rd
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I haven’t had coffee in two days. And I have so much work. And I can’t focus on anything.
Apr 22nd
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“This girl is blinding you, with her shiny hair and her boob-shaped boobs!”
Apr 22nd
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Anonymous asked: What's your inspiration today?
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Guess there’s no more I can do by staying awake any longer. Good luck to everyone in the Boston area right now.
Apr 19th
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Over-analysing Fall Out Boy lyrics
I can’t decide what “you were my picket fence” means. Does it mean you were the person I wanted to settle down with, the person I wanted to have two-and-a-half kids with in suburbia, the person I wanted to ‘achieve the American dream’ with? Or does it mean you encompassed my version of the dream? However many kids, wherever we lived, you were what made the dream. If...
Apr 18th
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Really though, how is the requirement for breasts to be covered in public any different from the requirement that a woman’s hair must be covered in some countries under Islamic rule? It makes no sense for the chests of men and women to be treated differently. I’d wager that hands and mouths are used far more often in sexual acts than boobs, but no one is required to wear gloves to the...
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Anonymous asked: Bajingoes
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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“We will teach you how to make boys-next-door out of assholes.”
– “Young Volcanoes,” Fall Out Boy
Apr 17th
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Eating cereal and drinking Scotch at the same time is giving me serious cognitive dissonance. At least it’s 9 PM, not AM.
Apr 17th
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Just saw a Subaru with plates “mom 500.” A man was driving. It was perfect.
Apr 14th
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The fuck is on your biscuit?
Apr 12th
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Previous post, corrected
K: We'll ask Craigslist for friends.
B: We'll ask whom for friends?
K: A haiku about breasts??
Apr 11th
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K: We'll ask Craig's List for friends.
B: We'll ask whom for friends?
K: What about breasts??
Apr 11th
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POOPIES all over my BODY
Apr 9th
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“That’s not a skirt, girl, that’s a sawed-off shotgun. And I can only...”
– Arctic Monkeys, “Suck It and See”
Apr 9th
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Jennie is looking at porn in class!!
Apr 8th
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The people in this class are immature douche-nozzles.
Apr 8th
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“In an unusual place, when you’re feeling far away, she does what the night does to the day.” — “She’s Thunderstorms,” Arctic Monkeys Is that…is that a poetic blow-job reference?
Apr 8th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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“It is not something that develops over time. It is something that happens...”
– Klaus, How I Met Your Mother season 8, episode 1
Apr 2nd
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March 2013
17 posts
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Sparkle Motion is what I call girl-on-girl action...
K: I've made out with more girls than guys!
J: I never doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Mar 29th
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“I can’t help it they’re looking at me!”
– Kate, about the Kit Kats
Mar 29th
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summerbabeshutterbabe: Jonathan says he doesn’t want one of my future potential offspring, so he gets NONE OF THEM That’s not truuue! I want all of ‘em.
Mar 29th
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“Is that green or blue? I think I’m colorblind.”
– Rob
Mar 28th
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“My favorite person is dead Jonathan. My second favorite person is Molly. My...”
– Kate
Mar 28th
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Kate: Why do you keep chewing on me?
Ben: I'M TEETHING!
Mar 25th
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“I am an ice dragon”
– Jennie
Mar 23rd
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Mar 19th
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“Smegmaaa!”
– Kate, yelling lyrically, as if in an opera
Mar 14th
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re: Ed Sheerahananan
prepostasaurus: Kate: I don’t understand why people think he’s cute. Jonathan: He’s just dough. With mold. On his dough. The tags make me laugh so hard.
Mar 14th
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WatchWatch
city0flindsay: thestarsburnedmyeyes: videohall: Dairy cows in Holland are let out to pasture for the first time since the winter months COWS this is actually adorable Awwwwww.
Mar 14th
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You and me in the back of the seat With your head down if you know what I mean Singin’ woaaah, woah
Mar 12th
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Plan! (Tumblr won't let me not have a title)
prepostasaurus: Today: Bakingbakingbaking Tomorrow: Vermont Exploring Wednesday: Ben and Jerry’s museum Maple sugaring and frolicking through the woods Thursday: BAKING BAKING ALL OF THE BAKING Repeat until St. Patrick’s day Butts Baking. Also holding on for dear life because this will be the fourth major holiday that I cannot celebrate...
Mar 12th
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“Sometimes our best decisions are the ones that don’t make any sense at...”
– Ted Mosby
Mar 8th
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Mar 5th
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